On my way home from a wedding rehearsal tonight I ordered dinner from Applebees Carside To-Go. I think the phone waitress was taking advantage of the advertised margarita special:
Her: What make and color is your car?
Me: I’m driving a Dodge Neon; it’s maroon.
Her: Great! Like a truck?
Me: Umm, no, it’s a sedan.
Her: Okay, so it’s like an SUV then.
Me: No, it’s like a small four door car.
Her: Oh!! Third time’s a charm.