On my way home from a wedding rehearsal tonight I ordered dinner from Applebees Carside To-Go. I think the phone waitress was taking advantage of the advertised margarita special:

Her: What make and color is your car?

Me: I’m driving a Dodge Neon; it’s maroon.

Her: Great! Like a truck?

Me: Umm, no, it’s a sedan.

Her: Okay, so it’s like an SUV then.

Me: No, it’s like a small four door car.

Her: Oh!! Third time’s a charm.

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